Irina 2012: the winners

Pop moppet Pete "Peter" Doherty, 47, dresses up in anticipation of receiving his Worst British Actor prize at last weekend's illustrious London ceremony

 

Irina Palm d'Or for Worst British Film
The Knot
 
Worst British Director
Crispian Mills, A Fantastic Fear of Everything

Worst British Actor
Peter Doherty [above], Confession of a Child of the Century

Worst British Actress
Jaime Winstone, Elfie Hopkins

Worst Supporting Actor
Jason Maza, The Knot, Truth or Dare, Outside Bet and The Man Inside

Worst Supporting Actress
Catherine Zeta Jones, Rock of Ages

The Noel Clarke Award for Needless Productivity
Noel Clarke for Huge, Storage 24, Fast Girls and The Knot 

The "Weak at Denise" Prize for Worst Title
Acts of Godfrey

The Irina nominations 2012

The Noel Clarke-scripted and -starring The Knot heads up the list with four nominations.

The Irina Palm for Worst British Film
Charlie Casanova
Cleanskin
A Fantastic Fear of Everything
The Knot
Mother's Milk
Nativity 2: Danger in the Manger!
Payback Season
St. George's Day
A Thousand Kisses Deep
360
 
Worst British Director
Gerald Fox, Mother's Milk
Jesse Lawrence, The Knot 
Nick Love, The Sweeney
Terry McMahon, Charlie Casanova
Crispian Mills, A Fantastic Fear of Everything

Worst British Actor
Adam Deacon, Payback Season
Peter Doherty, Confession of a Child of the Century
Liam Neeson, Battleship and Taken 2
Emmett Scanlan, Charlie Casanova
Dougray Scott, A Thousand Kisses Deep

Worst British Actress
Kate Beckinsale, Total Recall
Nichola Burley, Payback Season 
Andrea Riseborough, W.E.
Jaime Winstone, Elfie Hopkins 
Catherine Zeta Jones, Lay the Favorite 

Worst British Supporting Actor
Ben Drew, The Sweeney
Anthony Hopkins, 360
Jason Maza, The Knot, Truth or Dare, The Man Inside and Outside Bet
Aaron Taylor Johnson Faulds Wood, Anna Karenina and Savages  
Marc Wootton, Nativity 2: Danger in the Manger!  

Worst British Supporting Actress
Fearne Cotton, as "Herself" in Keith Lemon: The Film 
Keeley Hazell, as Frank Harper's "girlfriend" in St. George's Day
Talulah Riley, as the oft-garmentless bride-to-be in The Knot and as the devoted housewife to the billionaire husband she later divorced in the documentary Revenge of the Electric Car
Holly Willoughby, as "Herself" in Keith Lemon: The Film
Catherine Zeta Jones, as one of many embarrassments in Rock of Ages 

The Irina Palm d'Or committee meets next week to decide this year's winners; a full list of which will be published here in due course.   

Irina 2011: the winners

Christopher Menaul's First Night takes home the Irina Palm for 2011.

Irina Palm d'Or for Worst British Film
First Night (runners-up: Got to Run, Love's Kitchen)

Special Jury Prize for Unwatchable Ineptitude
Got to Run

Worst British Director
Robbie Moffatt, Got to Run

Worst British Actor
(tie) Russell Brand, Arthur and Freddie Highmore, The Art of Getting By

Worst British Actress
Claire Forlani, Love's Kitchen

Worst Supporting Actor
Gordon Ramsay, Love's Kitchen

Worst Supporting Actress
Sarah Brightman, First Night

Special Achievement Award
Richard E. Grant, star of First Night, Horrid Henry: the Movie and How to Stop Being a Loser.

The Irina longlist 2011

Robbie Moffat's film Got to Run has a headstart on the competition, with five nominations.

The Irina Palm for Worst British Film
Age of Heroes
Anuvahood
Break My Fall
Everywhere + Nowhere
First Night
Four
Got to Run
Horrid Henry: The Movie
How to Stop Being a Loser
Huge
Johnny English Reborn
Legacy: Black Ops
Love's Kitchen
Powder
Reuniting the Rubins
Screwed
7 Lives
Sket
Swinging with the Finkels
Terry
Travellers
Turnout
Weekender
Will
You Instead
Zebra Crossing

Worst Director
Paul W.S. Anderson, The Three Musketeers
Nirpal Bhogal, Sket
Dominic Burns, How to Stop Being a Loser
Adam Deacon and Daniel Toland, Anuvahood
Mark Elliott, Powder
Yoav Factor, Reuniting the Rubins
James Hacking, Love's Kitchen
Thomas Ikimi, Legacy: Black Ops
John Langridge, Four
David Mackenzie, You Instead and Perfect Sense
Gary McKendry, Killer Elite
Ben Miller, Huge
Robbie Moffat, Got to Run
Nick Moore, Horrid Henry: The Movie
Nick Nevern, Terry
Jonathan Newman, Swinging with the Finkels
Oliver Parker, Johnny English Reborn
Lee Sales, Turnout
Adrian Vitoria, Age of Heroes
Joe Wright, Hanna

Worst Actor
Rowan Atkinson, Johnny English Reborn
Sean Bean, Age of Heroes
Liam Boyle, Powder
Russell Brand, Arthur
Dominic Cooper, The Devil's Double
James D'Arcy, Screwed
Danny Dyer, 7 Lives
Idris Elba, Legacy: Black Ops
Richard E. Grant, First Night
Freddie Highmore, The Art of Getting By
Rhys Ifans, Anonymous
Sean Pertwee, Four
Simon Phillips, How to Stop Being a Loser
George Russo, Turnout
Dougray Scott, Love's Kitchen
Luke Treadaway, You Instead

Worst Actress
Sophie Anderson, Break My Fall
Sarah Brightman, First Night
Claire Forlani, Love's Kitchen
Suzanne Kendall, Got to Run
Kat Redstone, Break My Fall
Natalia Tena, You Instead

Worst Supporting Actor
Alfie Allen, Powder
Russell Brand, The Tempest
James Callis, Reuniting the Rubins
Angus Deayton, Swinging with the Finkels
Dick and Dom, Horrid Henry: The Movie
Danny Dyer, Age of Heroes
Noel Fielding, Horrid Henry: The Movie
Jon-Paul Gates, Got to Run
Ricky Gervais, as the talking dog in Spy Kids 4: All the Time in the World
Richard E. Grant, Horrid Henry: The Movie
Derek Jacobi, Hereafter and Anonymous
Vinnie Jones, Age of the Dragons
Jude Law, Contagion
Ralf Little, Powder
Roger Moore, A Christmas Princess
Gordon Ramsay, Love's Kitchen
Dougray Scott, My Week with Marilyn
Reggie Yates, Demons Never Die

Worst Supporting Actress
Gemma Atkinson, How to Stop Being a Loser
Laura Michelle Cleary, Got to Run
Vanessa Redgrave, Anonymous

Special Achievement Award
Richard E. Grant, for a long if not necessarily distinguished overacting career, and for consistently pursuing the money in everything from Spiceworld onwards. With the release of this year's formidable trio of First Night, Horrid Henry: the Movie and How to Stop Being a Loser, 2011 has been a banner year for this performer, which the committee wishes to acknowledge by inaugurating the Richard E. Grant Grant (brought to you in association with Cash Converters), to be presented to those established filmmakers and actors who, evidently, could do with a few extra readies every now and again.

The Irina Palm d'Or committee meets next Tuesday to decide this year's winners, a full list of which will be published here in due course.

Irina 2010: the winners

Gurinder Chadha's It's a Wonderful Afterlife, which takes home the awards for Worst Film and Worst Director.

The Irina Palm for Worst British Film
It's a Wonderful Afterlife

Worst Director
Gurinder Chadha, It's a Wonderful Afterlife

Worst Actor
Aaron Johnson, Chatroom

Worst Actress
An ensemble prize was awarded, for the entire cast of The Calling

Worst Supporting Actor
Noel Clarke, 4.3.2.1

Worst Supporting Actress
Natascha McElhone, The Kid

The Danny Dyer Award for Worst Danny Dyer Performance in a Danny Dyer Film
Danny Dyer, Pimp

Let's hope for better in 2011...

The Irina nominations 2010

Noel Clarke's 4.3.2.1, which jointly leads 2010's field with four nominations.

The Irina Palm d'Or for Worst British Film
Boogie Woogie
The Calling
Chatroom
4.3.2.1
Happy Ever Afters
The Heavy
Holy Water
It's a Wonderful Afterlife
Pimp
The Seventh Dimension

Worst Director
Gurinder Chadha, It's a Wonderful Afterlife
Noel Clarke, 4.3.2.1
Nick Moran, The Kid
Duncan Ward, Boogie Woogie
Brad Watson, The Seventh Dimension

Worst Actor
Tom Conti, A Closed Book
Hugh Grant, Did You Hear About the Morgans?
Aaron Johnson, Chatroom
Brendan Patricks, My Last Five Girlfriends
Dev Patel, The Last Airbender

Worst Actress
Gemma Arterton, Clash of the Titans
Gemma Arterton, Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time
Sally Hawkins, Happy Ever Afters
Natascha McElhone, The Kid
Shanika Warren-Markland, 4.3.2.1

Worst Supporting Actor
John Barnes, The Shouting Men
Noel Clarke, 4.3.2.1
Danny Dyer, Pimp
Liam Neeson, Clash of the Titans
Rafe Spall, The Scouting Book for Boys

Worst Supporting Actress
Gillian Anderson, Boogie Woogie
Amanda Donohoe, The Calling
Pauline McLynn, The Calling
Elaine Paige, A Closed Book
Rita Tushingham, The Calling

This year's winners will be announced late next week.

That Guardian piece in full...

Link (with variously abusive comments) here.